He paused at the bottom of the stairs. Without missing a beat, he tugged down his shorts and underwear, and proudly proclaimed, "Hey Mom look how short my pee-pee is!"
A barely-holding-it-together mom quickly encouraged her confident son to pull his pants back up amid spurts of laughter. He casually covered up and said, "Ha ha Mom, I'm a funny guy! I pull my pants down outside - I'm so funny!"
Yes, son, yes you are. And apparently the huge strides we are finally making in the potty training realm are giving him overwhelming confidence in his, ahem, equipment.
Here's hoping there are no repeat performances at church!
Ah, life with boys. Isn't it grand? :)
ReplyDeleteI can remember a little boy at our company picnic many years ago (when I was still working) that needed to pee and decided he was going to drop his pants and go right there in the middle of everyone. His mom was horrified. I hope she finds it funny now. :)
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteOh my!!! I cannot wait until my boys hit that stage. no, actually I'm dreading it. Oh well. :) gotta laugh
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