When. . .
. . .you work out and haven't taken a shower yet,
. . .the kids are still in their pajamas,
. . .there are only a few diapers left in the house in the Beast's size,
Then. . .
. . . the Beast will commence to have the most horrific diarrhea you have ever seen. More than once.
Yep, that's Murphy's Law for you!
(painting courtesy of Sherri Pekks of Life in General)